Q. Which artist had five consecutive hits in one day?
A. John Lennon

Q. What was Marc Bolans last hit?
A. Tie a yellow mini round an old oak tree

Q. What do you call a beatle with Wings?
A. John Lennon

Q. What do you call a dog with wings?
A. Linda McCartney

Q. What do vegetarian worns eat?
A. Linda McCartney

After Linda's death Paul called the children in and said "I've got some good news and some bad news,
The bad news is Linda's dead".
Whats the good news they sobbed "
This Sunday were having roast pork".

Q. What has three legs and lives on a farm.
A. Paul mcCartney and his missus

Q. What wont be plucked before this christmas?
A. George Harrisons guitar