1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber.
2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.
3. The British National Party have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.
4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakistanis if they want some back.
5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.
6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy.
7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water shit drown'.
8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.
9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.
9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan. It's called swim fast.
10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed
Quote's from the news
"Woman arrested for killing her kids whilst on holiday in Spain".
Silly bitch should have gone to Portugal, she would have got away with it there.
"Kate McCaan 20/5/2010"
Well, if I get as much sex in the next decade as I did in this one then I will be a very happy woman.
I can't see it happening though; not now I've left the cellar.
"Elisabeth Fritzl 31/12/2009"
