When Saddam phoned me in the middle of the night with this

"GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB-SITE"

I thought he must be going crazy but the more we discussed it the more I liked the idea .

After the much publicised execution of one of his doubles. Saddam is now enjoying retirement in the leafy Paris suburbs and grants us his first post conflict interview reflecting on the many jokes in his repertoire and how most of the Iraqi opposition to him was just a bunch of shi'te.

Enjoy.

West Yorkshire police have been questioning Shannon matthews mum.
Not about why shannon disappeared but how she got five different men to shag her

I haven't been able to sleep since the abduction of Shannon Matthews.
She kept banging about beneath my bed.

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Congratulations to Shannon Matthews....
West Yorkshires Hide 'n' Seek Champion 2008 !!