When Saddam phoned me in the middle of the night with this

"GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB-SITE"

I thought he must be going crazy but the more we discussed it the more I liked the idea .

After the much publicised execution of one of his doubles. Saddam is now enjoying retirement in the leafy Paris suburbs and grants us his first post conflict interview reflecting on the many jokes in his repertoire and how most of the Iraqi opposition to him was just a bunch of shi'te.

Enjoy.

Quote's from the news

"Woman arrested for killing her kids whilst on holiday in Spain".
Silly bitch should have gone to Portugal, she would have got away with it there.
"Kate McCaan 20/5/2010"

Well, if I get as much sex in the next decade as I did in this one then I will be a very happy woman.
I can't see it happening though; not now I've left the cellar.
"Elisabeth Fritzl 31/12/2009"