An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.

Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her indicator was on.

Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree

Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their tits.

Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.