**** Submitted by Liam on 06 October 2008 16:27 ****
I can't decide what's sicker:
a) Ian Huntley fucking two little girls;
b) Gary Glitter getting let back into England;
or
c) giving a woman who has less managerial experience than a Wal-Mart checkout girl, who believes that the world was created in seven days and who is convinced that dinosaur bones were planted to test our faith the codes to America's nuclear arsenal.
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Ultimate phone prank:
1. Call the Childline number and say, "I've just pressed redial and this number came up, who is this?"
2. Operator replies, "You're through to Childline."
3. You shout, "TERRY, YOU LITTLE CUNT, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD" before hanging up the phone.
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My daughter had a birthday party where everyone played charades.
It would seem that holding my cock and wanking furiously, while staring at my daughter's friends, is not the best way to impersonate Gary Glitter.
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Americans tell us the Bible is infallible because it's the word of god. This is fine by me if we use the 1631 edition of the King James edition which contains the phrase:
"Thou shall commit adultery"
Fuck yeah!
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They said Jesus Christ walked on water...
Shit floats doesn't it..
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What's the most boring porno?
Stephen Hawkings stolen sex tape
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Top 5 Sick Anagrams:
1) Masturbation - Aim nuts to bra, or, stamina to rub
2) Necrophilia - Hop in a relic
3) Porn sites - Rots penis
4) Islamic terrorism - It's moral crime, sir
5) Paedophile - Ideal pop, eh ?
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An old woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital.
So I pushed her under a bus.
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Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue and Elton John are walking down the road when Kylie gets her head stuck in the bars of a fence, Robbie pulls her trousers and underwear down and fucks her senseless then he turns to Elton and says "your turn" to which elton cries in reply "my head doesn't fit through the bars"
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Gary Glitter made a parody of his old bands song "don't you wanna be in my gang" he sings it especially for kids and it's called "Don't you want a gangbang.
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Ever tried Korean meatballs?
Theyre the dogs bollocks!
